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Childless Weirdos™ — all content © 2025 Danny Stief

021 | Sun Oct 19, 2025 - A Helpful Diagnosis

Do you hear what I hear? Oh you don't? Gosh, I should see someone about that. But in this week's comic, a helpful diagnosis can be hard to come by.

020 | Sun Oct 12, 2025 - The Silent Treatment

Summer is gone, and so are the birds. As you'll tell by this weeks comic, they haven't left, we just stopped feeding them. A joy for all (except our downstairs neighbor, who was getting pooped on.). Haku and D miss the birds, but everyone else doesn't miss

019 | Sun Oct 05, 2025 - Mission Strawberry

For one more week, the Childless Weirdos are going to celebrate a fantastic spring and summer. But the chill is in the air in Pittsburgh (and the Strawberries aren't looking so fresh at the store anymore either..).

018 | Sun Sept 28, 2025 - No Alibi

He doesn't have an Alibi either way

017 | Sun Sept 21, 2025 - pants?

procrastination

016 | Sun Sept 14, 2025 - Sweet Moo Dreams

procrastination

015 | Sun Sept 07, 2025 - Not Procrastinating

procrastination

014 | Sun Aug 31, 2025 - Copy Paste

Copy Paste

013 | Sun Aug 24, 2025 - Negotiations denied

poor shelf control

012 | Sun Aug 17, 2025 - Poor shelf control

poor shelf control

011 | Sun Aug 10, 2025 - Upstairs Neighbors

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010 | Sun Aug 02, 2025 - MMM Tacos

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009 | Sun Jul 27, 2025 - Subdue the beast

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008 | Sun Jul 20, 2025 - Sneaky Boy

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007 | Sun July 13 2025 - Too punk for brunch

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006 | Sun July 06 2025 - Getting Pickled

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005 | Sun Jun 29, 2025 - Missing an Angel

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004 | Sun Jun 29, 2025 - SECRET ORDER THANK YOU DOUBLE!! SAY TUNA!

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003 | Sun Jun 22, 2025 - THE SINK AWAITS

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002 | Sun Jun 15, 2025 - Launch Special Double!

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001 | Sun Jun 15, 2025 - Launch Special Double!

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